6:11 is where the magic happens
“This year, more people have decided to become homosexuals!” Yup. Decided. Exaaactly how it happens. And synonymous with devil worship, too!
"0:00 A legend was born"
Whatta you doing smoking this grass? Smoking this harsh grass." I died
i thought tdk stood for tickle david's knickers
What happened to Jacques?
THE NES *it even works underwater!*
now my boy JEB
😂😂😂😂 too funny!!
jon went to middle of nowhere to shoot 5sec video ( He man of focus commitment and sheer fu*king will)
6:58 Did you call Don FUCKING CHERRY HOCKEY COACH MAN?!
He says he is 26, but in this video he looks like he is in his early 40s
10:33 Wait. That's illegal.
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
6:31 grandma groose
I actually got a bottle of this stuff and its quite smooth.
Both of these old people look good for their ages
“Do you know that there’s still a chance for you” hit hard.
Jon is in Da Dangurrrzone
joe and mac: dinosaur's inside story
4:18 WHAT- WHAT THE FUCK
the dislikes are the birds
My favorite quote will always be " is that a tap dancing crab demon
Never ever say that Jesus can do less than flex tape or you will be cursed for life
This was a parody... you should check out "The gamers", I think you can find it on ISprofile.
1:07 Me when I see someone call themself animesexual
Entire world: let's choose a random pathological liar and humor him just to see what happens! Result: Steven Seagal
1:07 Me when I see someone call themselves animesexual
Coming back to these is like catching up with an old friend. Thanks Jon. You help me connect with friends that I can't connect with anymore.
At the cane part at first I didn’t realize the guy in the back with the drums was jon
Is the guy on the half pipe PHOENIX WRIGHT?
Coming in Mr brave young man
No ebtiendo nada pero what
Remember kids, kinder eggs are illegal but you can play a crappy flash game in order to get a boat licence.
2:40 Ah a simpler time, when Attack of The Clones was still the worst Star Wars movie.
Horse? Should have gone for the low hanging fruit and simple call it the camel trot.
Outro music is a banger.
Phil went sicko mode
As a 100 year old lady. It took me over a decade to say "Yes".
"Old people and thier pain". This sentence made me smile 🙂
How heavy is that gnome lololol
The unkempt parade annually soak because nurse iteratively unlock between a violent nephew. ripe, aromatic ice
There's something deeply disconcerting about the visceral sense of betrayal people always seem to have upon learning things about history which they don't remember from school. I would be *fucking amazed* if Jon's 10th grade history textbook didn't mention Jamestown or Roanoke, and about as amazed if his teacher didn't mention them either. My 11th grade course on it here in *Canada* covered it, and it was a terrible online-only course where one of the options for the final project was to write an essay defending the Klan. Yes, the American Education system is an unambiguous failure. The reason it is has nothing to do with all the things people think they weren't taught, or the decision to focus on academics instead of teaching you how to be a model Amazon warehouse worker or do your taxes. It's because the point of public education is to ensure the population has the baseline knowledge required to make informed decisions and distinguish sense from nonsense, while the biggest takeaway of the last two years is that no one understands the most basic concepts about diseases but *everyone* thinks they do, and the biggest takeaway of the last five years is that no one can tell fact from shoddily-made propaganda.
Plo Koon is well known from The Clone Wars and Revenge of the Sith.
The thumbnail is for playing guitar
Soulja Boy is just screaming to be relevant.
Behind blue eyes is my shit
my first jontron video! i go back to this every year.
48 hours later, still wearing the same exact outfit
I swear only in Jon's videos will I pause it mid-way to search up some word he said that I have no idea of, thanks JonTron for enriching and expanding my vocabulary!
1:21 nothing on the rack but when he came back at 1:28 it magically appeared
I don't know rather I should continue to be pissed or be happy we finally get a video. Im tired of my favorite youtubers doing this cocktease content. Leaving for years and coming back like nothing is wrong.
I got to this video by saying, "Hey Google, show me videos of Eduardo Squiwardo." We are truly living in the future
no leaks? no leaks what do you do when it rains? cracks me up evrytime
No one talking about how he actually bought some of these.
Hearing that woman talk about electronics actually killed me inside..
Who thought it was a good idea to have the unholy screeching of a banshee as a workplace safety video?
4:16 doesn't get enough credit
its not tape is rubber
why did i hear "shotacon" instead of shotokan?
yo the year i was born
This is old
"Just slap an ACOG scope on that bad boy" *proceeds to slap a red dot sight on that bad boy*
Haha. "You're a regular Lucille Ball." Playing to your audience, I see, Jon. No doubt over 7 of them will know who that is, and probably half of those might have even watched her on TV.
That mask will turn you into a vampire and you will never age. Makes sense tho.
12:34 that my birthday july 22 wow im very special
DOS is fucking trash. The Linux shell is way better.
4:18 this what u came for
Wasn't that Gandalf Taika Watiti?