So glad Doritos brought back the 3D...for a tasty treat, nibble one corner of the chip then squirt in some of that cheese whiz stuff...I invented this treat back in the mid 1990's. It's delicious! And really the only way to eat and enjoy a 3D chip...Imo. Try it! You'll like/love it!!!
I just came for the comments too see how old I feel. Since we had a giant grouping of people who thought post malone discovered ozzy I'm sure nobody will believe these are a comeback concept
Seriously one jalapenos having you run for your money pathetic I can eat Chile pickings like nothing in there dozens of time spice here and jalapeno not to mention habanettos Thai 🌶️ good peppers
fun fact: they taste like sealed bugle chips with doritos dust on them, they're absolute shit dont buy them you'll be 100% disappointed with how they taste now
They don't taste the same. The 3D Doritos from the late 90's/early 2000's were light, and crispy. These are thick and hard as a rock. And they don't come in the original flavors. They're basically rebranded Bugles. Really disppointed.
You guys really messed these up. This is a food texture I remember VIVDLY. They are supposed to be thinner doritos that kind of melt as you play with the texture in your mouth. They are glorified Bugles. The ranch tastes exactly the same but with heat, but the texture is SUPER IMPORTANT. Please accurately bring the 90's back.
Ummæli
He looks like he would stink
Ugh LSD is a trip
Therapist: "Flat Matthew isn't real. He can't hurt you." Flat Matthew:
Flat Stanley
yes
Flathew. Missed an opportunity there.
no flat Stanley
I don’t know why but this is my favorite I’ve ever saw
Before this: Matthew ate a 2d Doritos and became flat.
0:53
So glad Doritos brought back the 3D...for a tasty treat, nibble one corner of the chip then squirt in some of that cheese whiz stuff...I invented this treat back in the mid 1990's. It's delicious! And really the only way to eat and enjoy a 3D chip...Imo. Try it! You'll like/love it!!!
LOL
I just came for the comments too see how old I feel. Since we had a giant grouping of people who thought post malone discovered ozzy I'm sure nobody will believe these are a comeback concept
Stahp
When triangle gets an update:
Bad
Flat fat
0:49 dude THAT IS SO SMOOTH.
flat stanley
Okay let's go to Mount Everest
Seriously one jalapenos having you run for your money pathetic I can eat Chile pickings like nothing in there dozens of time spice here and jalapeno not to mention habanettos Thai 🌶️ good peppers
They are not the same!! Such a disappointment! And an insult to peoples memory..
How Twitter expects drawings to be when they say “where are her organs”
Was he driving a Lincoln?
Can you make 3D Doritos in nacho cheese flavor
Should have stayed Flat?!
I have those lol
Shut up and take my money💰 😏
isprofile.info/pac/oX6iaah9rpPLhYs/v-deo.html Me reviewing the nacho cheese 3D
Moral of the story don’t eat thin Doritos
Stahp
LOL
Creepy
Yes one of my favorite chips growing up
Oh you mean Flatthew
Can you make nacho cheese
....I remember another chip was 3d and it was good...... ahhh I forgot the name
A little help
0:16 do not attempt you’re a 3-D people
Yessss you punk kids weren’t even alive the first time they came out
Pov- you clicked on this
Doritos littarally just made a short film for a damn Doritos bag.
Uuuh
My BP was 155/100
Uhhhh give me doritoes
The ending is so scary. 😨
This guy is still alive?
Flat Stanley
And a legend was born
"Get Me Outta Here!"-Flat Matt.
If it wasnt in 3D before then what was it 2D?
All Flat All Flat All Flat. × 3 by the biggest D.
fun fact: they taste like sealed bugle chips with doritos dust on them, they're absolute shit dont buy them you'll be 100% disappointed with how they taste now
They are not the same as the old ones
GGMMOOSS
The Doritos look so good, I want to eat them🙂
Ngl if I was Mathew I would go in and pull the Doritos out and then eat
0:59 Flat Matthew Turn Table #FlatMatthew
I actually clicked the ad because he looked so crazy in the thumbnail.
Love hearing Freddies voice
A
WHY AREN'T YOU ALL FREAKING OUT!? WE DESERVE THIS AFTER 2020!!!
Ah yes a actual funny ad
This guy is still alive?
Doritos turns you fat!!!
My BP was 155/100
Stops on the Rito’s they’re bad for you then meet you fat just get rid of the company
"Doritos never made a good transition to 3D."
God knows I- *gets stuck in vending machine*
This commercial was as flat as matt
I love Doritos they taste so good
You should have an alternate with an actress
These are terrible. Not at all like the 3D Doritos from the late 90's/early 2000's. They're just rebranded Bugles.
Me in highschool:
Did anyone else read Flat Stanley when they were younger?
Doritos turns you fat!!!
WHY AREN'T YOU ALL FREAKING OUT!? WE DESERVE THIS AFTER 2020!!!
They don't taste the same. The 3D Doritos from the late 90's/early 2000's were light, and crispy. These are thick and hard as a rock. And they don't come in the original flavors. They're basically rebranded Bugles. Really disppointed.
These are my favorite flavor
This is the sequal to the commercial fzero snes USA
Mexico had these WAY Before Americans adapted the Idea
You guys really messed these up. This is a food texture I remember VIVDLY. They are supposed to be thinner doritos that kind of melt as you play with the texture in your mouth. They are glorified Bugles. The ranch tastes exactly the same but with heat, but the texture is SUPER IMPORTANT. Please accurately bring the 90's back.
Thank you! I feel exactly the same! I was so excited when I heard they were bringing these back and my disappointment is immeasurable. =(
These tata chips will light on fire dis is what we feeding are kids
#FlatMatthew
#FlatMatthew
Olddddddddddd
Pls Make more I don’t wanna buy this for $20,000 USD
I don't even eat doritos but I'm here for I Want To Break Free
Jimmy Kimmel the man who never made me laugh
This is the new youtube rewind
Yes I now eat thick dog poop
Where are these?