Why tuck your shirt in when you've let yourself go to that point?????
That guy looks like Violator, The Clown from the Spawn series ☠️😂That explains why.
Did anyone else notice the basketball in this mans pants?
this video is fucking amazing and the fucking comment are making me chuckle like a 5th grader
this guy reminds me of ricky from trailer park boys out looking for meat to steal
seen this video in fails years ago glad it gets attention now that jesus has covered it.
Perhaps he was just a disgruntled customer.
“The not so slender man”. So funny bro, that killed me! 😂
At least this was better than another vid, which the guy threw a brick at his partner lol
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This guy looks like Bulk from Power Rangers.
He was Philadelphia Colin's
He looks like if Razors Pirates used sex offenders instead of Murderers in HxH
Robbery is theft with violence This is just Mischief and attempt theft Robbery makes for a better attention grabbing title though....
That's not a criminal, it's a protester. I seent it on tv.
You can pick that fupa out in any lineup
He’s got a massive 🅱️🅾️N3️⃣®️
i think thats wings of redemption
No no, this was actually a pig in a blanket trying to save his brothers
But this is a burglary
So fat, his primal instincts took over
Clicks on video next to family: Sees charlie: **CLICKS OFF**
0:33 That's a pretty agile dive actually.
He had pajamas on 🤣🤣🤣
He looks like a crappy villain from a mid-90's FMV game.
What a classic
That cant be a real stomach
That robber looks like the clown from Dead By Daylight
*hes a little confused but he got the spirit*
This gentleman is the definition of Murphys Law.
Made me smile, thanks
The store is Kent's meats and groceries, they do sell meat, and many other things. I live in Shasta county, there are so many people that look just like him it would be difficult to figure out just which one was him. I think the store was in on it just to bring themselves a moment of fame.🤷
Throw that man a steak 😂
Well, you probably never heard of the bank robber that put lemon juice on his face because he thought it would make him invisible. The reason why he thought lemon juice would make him invisible is the fact that you can use lemon juice as an invisible ink. Surprisingly it didn't work.
The not so Slender Man 🤣
Lmao some steal for economics, some to survive.
This made me feel better
And too this day his still not caught what a legend!
Still not as good as the one where there’s two guys and as one goes to throw the brick the other steps In front of him and knocks the dude out cold 😂👌
The worst one ever recorded was when the robber throws a brick at the window and it knocks his accomplice out
He looks like the clown from "We're Back" a dinosaur story.
I want to look into this. Where is this footage from?
He’s dressed like Scrooge from A CHRISTMAS CAROL
I ve seen worst than him. There was a video with 2 people throwing bricks to the window and the one hit the other and KO him . They are definitely worse
This man made a history
The thumbnail makes it look like a Clown skin from DbD... The bottles were bricks
Home boy was hungry looks like fat joker from evil bat man movie name twister 🌪
The not-so-slender man hahaha.
wanna know whats worse the company, aswell as other hard working individuals pay the taxes that fills his bank account because he refuses to work for a living.
I think you mean burglary
he fell right on that belly lump T_T
Dude looks like crumb from ahh real monsters 😆🤣
He was going on a low carb diet but he couldn't break the exercise barrier.
“the not so slender man” lol
He probably got hungry and wanted some meat.
that man is one of the "water people"
I died when he called him the not so slenderman
The only thing that could make that FUDA worse is those pants. He tripped because he couldn't see the parking block past the FUDA.
this place is right across the street from where i work. there are a lot of people like this guy in our area. its actually a convenience market and they have alcohol. hes trying to get some good booze.
Menace to Society
You'r dop 🤣
“The not so slender man” I’m dead 😂
Either the mans is wearing a shirt so tight that all his fat migrated to his crotch OR he’s got his own meat store in his pants
The Ham burglar!!!!!! Crying!
Jesus is back
the whole thing looked like a 3 stooges scene lol
new gta heist looks sick
Dude didn’t get caught that’s a win to me
Straight outa Gotham
people are being affected by him and your laughing
A midnight stroll? This guy doesn't seem like the strolling type to me.
who is gonna pay for the glass :C
"not-so-slenderman"...i mean, the best i had was "BigGut", but i dont have much practice in 'naming fat cryptids' xD
That fucking fupa though..
what that gunt do tho
This dudes dad trims his beard. At least he combs his own hair.
I've seen worse robbery attempts, trust me
Them pants were built for comfort, not speed. That's were he failed.
honestly they should just give him a night in jail for stupidity
El Duce's never before seen footage
the heck is in his pants
Gave birth to twins the next morning at the homeless shelter
The „not so slender man“ got me good
HOW DO YOU KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE DURING THESE AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
What comes after death: this.
No one talking about how this is the first video that he didn’t end with “see ya”
This guy never watched Larry Lawton.
Laminated glass is a morons cryptonite.
When he says you’ll never be as pathetic as this guy would be hilarious if he watches the vid
Haha this was in Redding, CA I remember when this happened 😂
It was your uncle Remus
I almost died while watching this
“The Not-So Slenderman”
But what if you are... 'That guy?' asking for a friend.
Did the look next door?
In Lebanon we are poor enough to steal booksn